Whoops.Because I am clever and scholarly I fucked up my degree. Specifically my dissertation but fortunately I get to resit it.This means I will continue to not submit anything until the next time I manage to bash out something passable in a single late night session. This will probably not be untill mid-august.There will be no visable disruption to service as there has been no service for quite some time now.That is all.
TwatsPeople have been touching my account.We in the biz refer to them as "twats".That is all. Go about your business.
I want a goddamned parade.I'm back. The internet here remains as terrible as ever and has spent the past few weeks either not existing or running so below the par we couldn't even score it. However, the new management for the block spent a couple of days this week fucking about and now it seems to be running acceptably. Hopefully this will last beyond this evening.In other news I spent yesterday rolling around in shit for an assignment. My legs didn't work properly this morning. If I don't get a first some people are going to wake up on fire.On a related note my dissertation proceeds well. The bulk of the work still lies ahead of me but the written protion will be Totally Fucking Epic.Two things people should check out:Lucifer Box - A series of strange and amusing mysteries by Mark Gatiss. I picked up the first two books in an omnibus edition and have been very much enjoying them. The author is somewhat underrated, best known for the dark comedy "The League of Gentlemen" which I don't care for although his
Oh god.It's 10am. I don't even know whats going on.Have too much to do. Must sterilise flat, probably with FIRE.Also I want some phising scam posts on this page. I feel all left out.
Man Flu.This man flu bullshit makes me so angry I can't even blog properly about it.Also: I'm fucking ill with hallucinations and everything.
Prepare for Britishness.Dickens has been pissing in the weather again. It's cold and everyone is poor.Also I wish everyone would stop singing all these songs about a holiday with evidently doesnt actually exist.Failed NaNoWriMo due to being a twat. Everyone's expectations met.
WriMo ActivateIt's now been NaNoWriMo for about four hours and things are off to a good start. Moving a little slower than I would have liked but I'm hoping I'm just out of practice and that the rust will flake off as time goes by.The plan for today is this: Hit 1500 words and then make that Wall of Plan that I was intending to do for most of October. It'll be epic and foreboding. A big invasive textual task master looming over me as I sleep. Not at all creepy.Regular pointless updates to be found at: http://twitter.com/WTDavies
I've done terrible things in the name of CanadaPatrick Redding, story designer for Ubisoft Montreal, is a bastard. Keep him away from small loveable mammals and innocent child type persons.Although he does impart important life lessons in his own special way, through the medium of murder.He is the Murder Herder.He herds murder.His shepard's crook is the body of a stock broker he killed with his face.If he offers you shepard's pie don't take it. It's made of shepards.He watches his flocks by night in a ghillie suit and eats any of the sheep that get too close. Raw and whole.
ADOPTABLE 100 THEMES CHALLENGEYeah. I don't like the other one. SO HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!1. Fancy2. Think pink3. Chocolate kisses4. Crisp apple5. Stardust6. Martini7. Angel8. Ruby9. Sapphire10. Emerald11. Rain12. Thunder13. Fire14. Sun conure15. Lightning16. Cookie17. Ragdoll18. Cappuccino19. Marshmallow20. Lemon21. Blood22. Rock23. Punk24. Bubblegum25. Sherbet26. Candy floss27. Skittles28. Fishing29. Poison30. Pinata31. Arty32. Bumble bee33. Cloud34. Dagger35. England36. Atom37. Giraffe38. Heraldic39. Butterscotch40. Peanut butter jelly41. Killjoy42. Humbug43. Mechanic44. Neuron45. Orange sherbet46. Professor47. Quail48. Racoon49. Peacock50. Tea and cake51. Uniform52. Villain53. War54. Death55. Famine56. Pestilence57. X-ray58. Yellow59. Conquest60. Roman61. Victorian62. Edwardian63. Medieval64. Oriental65. Ostrich66. Music67. Prehistoric68. Fluffy69. Glow70. Rave71. Ketchup72. Mustard73. Aquafresh toothpaste74. Whiskey75. Roses76. Strawberries
ALL Next Gen Fun Facts!This is fan made!All Next Gen Fun Facts! :iconwoootplz: Everything from my previous fun facts journals as well as some new ones are in here I probably won't make any more new Fun Facts journals. Instead, I'll just add them in here and let you know if there are any updates (if they are worth mentioning of course) I'll probably add more to the younger characters later since I'm still developing them. HOLY FRICK THIS JOURNAL IS LONG!If this journal in particular is too long, you can look at these kinda shorter ones that narrow the characters down by categoryMain: Royalty: Side: Children: Valiant Heart:Valiant goes by "Lance" Valiant's love life isn't very successful even though he's kind, charming and handsome. He's been out with quite a few ponies making him seem l
30 Day Art Improvement (Hell) ChallengeI originally posted this on my Tumblr blog, and since it seems to be popular I thought I'd challenge people here.30 Days of Art Improvement ChallengeAre you tired of feeling like your art just isn't improving? Do you want to do a 30-day challenge that's actually useful? Welcome to 30 Days of Improvement Hell.I made this because I've been feeling super 'blah' about my art these days, and I needed something to kick-start myself. Who wants to do this with me!? Start now or whenever you can (now you procrastinators!). Challenge yourself and have fun at the same time!Tag your posts with #Improvement Hell (more for Tumblr posts, but I suppose you can do it here too) so everyone can follow along and see each other's awesome artwork.What are you waiting for? START! Self-Portrait - Introduce yourself Draw a figure using a reference - link to reference Draw a figure that's in action, using a reference - link to referenceDra
The 30 Day Character Development Challenge~![Stole off someone's facebook]1.) Describe your character's relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?2.) What are your characters most prominent physical features?3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don't have any, is there a reason?4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?5.) What's your character's ranking on the KINSEY SCALE?6.) Describe your character's happiest memory.7.) Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why?8.) Day of Favorites! What's your character's favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower?9.) Who does your character trust?10.) Can you define a turning point in your character's life? Multiples are acceptable.11.) Is there an animal you equate with your character?12.) How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the time
How to Make a GemsonaI get this question a lot and I thought I'd share where I get my inspiration. Watching this will ensure that your gemsona will come out perfect
Dirty Little Secret. (Claude Faustus X Reader)Let me know that I've done wrongWhen I've known this all alongI go around a time or twoJust to waste my time with you(Y/n) squirmed under the demon's grasp. Her brightly and thickly slathered red blush across her cheeks didn't help in this situation either. The black haired man smirked widely, his glasses sliding a bit down the bridge of his nose. "(Y/n)...why are you so afraid?" He asked oh-so-sweetly, making her (e/c) eyes lock with his crimson ones. "Y-You're a s-s-sadist, dammit..." She huffed and looked to the side, just as the creature made from Satan himself leaned down so that his lips met with her cheek.Tell me all that you've thrown awayFind out games you don't want to playYou are the only one that needs to knowThe (h/c) haired girl gulped a bit. Him being a demon was enough...but being intimate like this? It frightened her a bit. He never looked at her during the time that she worked, and only spoke to her if he needed a chore done. What was this? Did s
[CLOSED+WINNER] FREE ADOPT RAFFLE 17 - PIFFIESWaaah thanks thanks thanks to all participants...nnngh a lot of lovely comment and HAPPY HOLIDAYS WISHES THANKS!! HAPPY HOLIDAY TO EVERYONE \;////7///;/!Omg I can't believe every time I have to edit a raffle my cat come to my table and start lick my nose and lie down on my hand....I think she have some strange power and she feel when I have something to do...so I have just one hand..thanks Michelle...But now the winner x°°D!The winner is... :iconjustlovearts: WAAAH I'M HAPPY FOR YOU \T///7///T/!! CONGRATULATIONS!Now in max 24 hours justlovearts choose her favorite piffies and the other five will be put on sale,OFFER TO ADOPT this time, something different I have think about the right way the last two days and I hope in this way people can offer the amount they want without "fight" with other directly ;;(I excluded set price or AB because the last time they gone in few seconds ;_; ) the only thing : I have some problem accept/refuse o
Pony Price ListGeneral Commission Info Hat Pricing FAQAll plushes are minky with applique eyes and cutie marks, unless otherwise agreed upon."Starting prices" are listed for all types of plushes. "Starting prices" are defined as the price for the most basic pony of that kind. I start from my base pony price and add charges according to how difficult the character is to make. Design elements that add complexity such as difficult or multicolored manes, body markings, and modifications to the basic pattern will add cost. For a full and amus
MLP: NG Timeline= Birth = Death =Random Event =Crush begins =Crush ends =Relationship begins =Relationship ends =Marriage =Not Canon (but could happen)******************************************************* Valiant Heart is born** Illusion is born* Red June is born Crystal Clarit
EVERYTHING IS FINEI have a degree now.Fucking yes.