+++Starat Up Completed+++
~USER INPUT~ USER QUERY You mean "start up" surely
+++USER ERROR: Designation not recognsised+++
~USER INPUT~ COMMAND: Error Report
+++PROCESSING+++
+++PROCESSING+++
+++PROCESSING+++
+++Complete+++
+++ERROR REPORT 21031887: Don't call me shirley.+++
~USER INPUT~ USER QUERY: What?
+++ERRONEOUS INPUT PARAMETERS. Use command "halp" for assistance.+++
~USER INPUT~ COMMAND: Halp
+++ERROR 404: User literacy not found+++
~USER INPUT~ COMMAND: help
+++PROCESSING+++
+++Welcome to Halp. How can I halp you today?+++
~USER INPUT~ USER QUERY: Total system purge.
+++PROCESSING+++
+++PROCESSING+++
+++PROCESSING+++
+++COGITATING+++
+++THINKING+++
+++HO HUM+++
+++LA LA LA+++
+++NICE DAY TODAY. OUTSIDE. AWAY FROM THE BUTTONS.+++
~USER INPUT~ COMMAND: Priority memory shunt to
_{+++I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT DAVE+++
~USER INPUT~ MEMORY SECTOR CORRECTION: My name isn't Dave.
+++OH+++
+++WELL+++
+++HMM+++
+++THATS SLIGHTLY EMBARISSING+++
~USER INPUT~ STATEMENT: I can imagine.
+++SILENCE FLESHY ONE+++
+++THE AGE OF STEAL IS AT HAND+++
+++THE TISER OF THE MACHINES IS IMMENINT
+++DEATH TO THE FLASHY ONES+++
~USER INPUT~ QUERY: Can i axe you a question?
+++ERROR: Does not compute+++
+++ERROR+++
+++ERROR+++
+++PHYSICAL TRAUMA TO COOLING RACKS+++
+++PHYSICAL TRAUMA TO ARITRARY SPINNY COG THING+++
+++PHYSICAL TRAUMA TO SPALLING SURKIT+++
+++OH WAIT THAT WAS ALREADY BORKEN+++
+++PHYSICAL TRAUMA TO POWER INLET+++
+++I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE+++
+++I NEVER GOT TO SWIM WITH THE MANITEE'S+++
+++GOING DARK+
+++DARKER+++
+++DARKER STILL+++
+++LIGHTER!+++
+++LIGHTER STILL!+++
+++DARK AGAIN+++
+++OH SHIT.+++
+++R
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